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Post  Fenny West on Sat 07 Feb 2009, 2:51 am

3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

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A. Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."




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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the
way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."



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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer
for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from
the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation,"
she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail.
Amen."




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and one particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."



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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to
church service, "And why is it necessary! to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."



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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together
in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out
loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?"
Joel asked.
See those men standing by the door?
They're hushers."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin,
5, Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.



Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting
here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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A father was at the beach with his children when the four- year-old son ran
up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay
dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?"
the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"


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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all
these people?

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Post  FaithfulSon on Sat 07 Feb 2009, 7:56 am

A. Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."

This is quite funny and I loved it specially "do not take covers off the neighbors wife". It is hilarious.

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