COURT SETS ATHEISTS' HOLIDAY
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COURT SETS ATHEISTS' HOLIDAY
Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge!
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date -- April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as April Fools Day, consider that Psalm 14:1 - states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!!"
Anon
In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date -- April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as April Fools Day, consider that Psalm 14:1 - states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!!"
Anon
Re: COURT SETS ATHEISTS' HOLIDAY
Isn't this wonderful Fenny that God has given us answers to all the questions! I praise God for all the answers and I wonder if David would have wondered that his Psalm would be used like this. God in His great wisdom has proved everyone a liar. No one can challenge His greatness and no other god can show us the Love Heavenly Father has shown towards us by sending Jesus Christ to save us souls from hell, destroy all the works of satan and bring us back in to the presence of Heavenly Father. No other god can show us the power and authority that Heavenly Father has shown us by raising up Jesus Christ from the dead. How wonderful is our Father!
God bless you and your family
God bless you and your family
Thank you, Waqar
Thank you very much, Waqar
God knows the end from the beginning ans uses us even when we are unaware.
Glory be to His name!
Fenny
God knows the end from the beginning ans uses us even when we are unaware.
Glory be to His name!
Fenny
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