Heaven or Honey Moon (LOL 2)

**Fenny West** Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:06 pm

[b]Imagine the story about the Bachelor who kept dragging his feet about marriage until one day he finally decided to take the plunge. He found a girl and popped the question and she accepted.
Preparations were underway for the big day. Because he was such a chronic bachelor the wedding day which is usually the bride’s day was almost his day as many anticipated the marriage of this prominent bachelor.

After the wedding, they headed for their honeymoon. When they arrive the hotel, (the first stop to their honey moon); he could not wait but kicked the door of the hotel open and carried his bride over the threshold only to hear the trumpet sound for the rapture!

“Oh no, not now Lord,” he cried. “Please give me one day to explore the ‘moon’ and I will be right back. I promise!

The Lord said to him, ‘My child you have a choice: Heaven or honey moon?’

Don’t be a Bachelor till the Rapture.

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